Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the bedroom smelled like the inside of a leper this morning.
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep,'fraid so:(

by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009

Wake and break

Breaking wind in the morning

Girlfriend 1: Hey, how's Brad these days?
Girlfriend 2: Good, but the room smelled like the inside of a leper this morning!
Girlfriend 1: Wake and break?
Girlfriend 2: Yep:(

by Eva C. Bowles January 2, 2009

wake and Break

Waking up and watching the latest episode of Breaking Bad that you pirated last night.

"Hey Todd! Whatcha up to, bro?"
"A little wake and Break before I head to work today, I missed it on TV last night."
"Haha Jesse d-"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, PETE."

by zuch4n September 16, 2013

Wake up and Break up

The phrase 'wake up and break up' means when two people are together in a relationship but always fighting and complaining to their friends about their partners we would say they need to wake up and break up.
By: Kaylana

Person 1: John he is always so mean I don't know why I'm with him.
Person 2: Wake up and Break up!

by Kay_002 December 17, 2022

wake and make a break

when one who has had a one night stand wakes up and sneaks away before having to confront the person they spent the night with.

i woke up in some guy's dorm room after my 21st birthday party- totally a wake and make a break situation.

Frat Guy 1: hey i saw you leave the bar with that blonde last night. you get her number?
Frat Guy 2: Nah, we just did it at her apartment. this morning i had to wake and make a break.

by speedy marie May 18, 2009