2 definitions by definitionatorizer
Usually found in the winter-weather-hell (yet still awesome) Great Lakes States, a sprizzard is when spring starts and it's like in the high 60s for awhile, and the next day its 25 degrees and there's a foot of snow on the ground. again. Sprizzards exist to spoil your hopes of summer for awhile and usually occur around the end of lent. They really really really really really really really really really really really really really piss people (especially wisconsinites like me) off
weatherman: well, it's 70 degrees for the first time in 5 months, but there's a big cold front coming with a snowstorm, so be prepared folks!
average person: dang it, not a sprizzard!
average person: dang it, not a sprizzard!
by definitionatorizer March 30, 2009
The awkward, embarrassing waddling motion towards the bathroom every girl on her period makes when, upon standing after sitting/lying down, a large rush of blood and uterine lining uncontrollably exits the body all at once, and leaks beyond the present pad or tampon. The waddling motion is to avoid blood dripping down the legs due to the movement.
by definitionatorizer April 29, 2014