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When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
Wad Eye by Secret Person 2007 February 8, 2023

The "Doom Wad" Effect

Occurs after having played various mods of a video game for a long duration of time that reuse the same assets; making you think, after a period of time, that you've played another unrelated, separate mod already, when you haven't.
"I could've sworn I played this already, no?", "I'm developing The "Doom Wad" Effect"

ejaculation wad 

A derogatory term describing one who acts in such a way that they resemble a wad of the contents produced when one ejaculates.
That Ejaculation Wad just pissed on me!

Wade Boggs 

The distinct taste and or smell of long expired packaged foods. Normally having a bad connotation.

Slang: "boggs".

Made popular by Good Mythical Morning hosts Rhett and Link. Named after a discontinued Wade Boggs Chocolate Bar.
Link wretched at the subtle wade boggs flavor of the 25 year old Doritos-in-a-can.
Wade Boggs by OldManWatson2 May 12, 2021

waderobson 

Liar.

The worse of the worse kind. A back stabbing fool .
"Oh you are such a waderobson"
waderobson by 123shout April 2, 2019

UMFS Wade 

Fecal matter, originating from UMFS, the gets smeared on your dick after rough anal sex
I just had anal sex with a fat bald guy. I need to wash the UMFS Wade off my dick now