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jack wachtel 

hot and sexy
"jack wachtel let me hit cuh"
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matt wachter

The hot bassist for the rock band 30 Seconds to Mars, also featuring Tomo Millicevic, Shannon Leto and Jared Leto.

Born January 5th, 1976.

Credited on the bands first, self titled album and plays on the band's second album, A Beautiful Lie.
Matt Wachter is another good example of a hot bassist.
matt wachter by tastes_of_ink July 26, 2006
german origin that means "sentinel"
Wachter is the man
Wachter by Bob Zoltan August 7, 2003
Verb.
To bang a girl on a park bench and stick 3 countem 3 fingers in her butthole. Works well with brittish girls in princeton, nj
i was runnin the loop and i saw some chick and i totally wachtered her.
Wachter by tod cleary October 9, 2007
One who poses, is a wanna-be, loser, penis wrinkle, schister, Cake-eater all rolled into one this is only seen in very rare occasions but when it is it is referred to as a Wachter.
Tom: That dude is so wack i don't even know what to call him.
Nick: Oooo my friend, its called a Wachter.
Wachter by greendayrock2 January 18, 2008

yoni wachnel

A sloth like creature known for producing copious amounts of garbage. It lives off of batch and soy sauce.
Dude, you unlocked the door to the kitchen! Now we have a yoni wachnel infestation
yoni wachnel by assmilk44 May 21, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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