vulumputious Maria 

a term used to describe a super fly bizatch wearing a "I have the power He-man shirt" on tuesday

You look like a fine vulumputious Maria in that wet, brown , large paper bag of Love

vulumputious Maria by Jebus Bob Rice March 7, 2003

vulumputious Maria 

A girl at the Weedsport Invitational completely absorbed in the ingenuity of a 'Platypus'.

That Vulumputious Maria wouldn't stop sucking on Max Chapman's Platypus. (Not as perverted as it sounds.)

vulumputious Maria by Grimey May 26, 2003