vosher
I'm sorry, that tofu and zucchini kebab was grilled within 2 feet of a hamburger, that's just not vosher.
vosher by Nona Yerbiz April 16, 2020
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Voshenshleimer
n. (Vösh-?n-shlæ-îm-?r)
1. A large buslike vehicle used to transport damskis and meskis from the Blue Bus from one location to another. Also known as the truest rough rider that has ever rolled through Poland and Israel. (see DarBus is OurBus)
2. An old, old wooden ship that knows the meaning of life.
v. (Vösh-?n-shlæ-îm)
3. To get very angry to the point where no other word could possibly describe your anger.
1. A large buslike vehicle used to transport damskis and meskis from the Blue Bus from one location to another. Also known as the truest rough rider that has ever rolled through Poland and Israel. (see DarBus is OurBus)
2. An old, old wooden ship that knows the meaning of life.
v. (Vösh-?n-shlæ-îm)
3. To get very angry to the point where no other word could possibly describe your anger.
n. 1. "Mama Elf says we need to count off." "Alright, I'll meet you in the back of Voshenshleimer right after I finish singing 'Shim Shimaree'" "Great, just don't forget the rubix cube"
2. Sara: "What's that Voshenshleimer? You know the meaning of life?"
Voshenshleimer: "Yes, I want to see American boobs."
v. 1. All of Blue Bus: "VOSHENSHLEIM!! We have to leave Israel and go back to school and Edna has huge jugs! VOSHENSHLEIM!"
2. Sara: "What's that Voshenshleimer? You know the meaning of life?"
Voshenshleimer: "Yes, I want to see American boobs."
v. 1. All of Blue Bus: "VOSHENSHLEIM!! We have to leave Israel and go back to school and Edna has huge jugs! VOSHENSHLEIM!"
Voshenshleimer by Simcha & Niksa June 11, 2006
Related Words
vosher • Voshell • Voshenshleimer • vasher • Vasheriel • visherous • Voser • Voshterkoff • Vossern • Voster
max-vosper
In ancient times this name was given to the champion of a certain contest. The contest winner would have had to fuck as many dogs/flamboient homosexuals in 30 minutes as possible. The first max-vosper held the record for sticking his cock in as many as 58 dogs! Centuries later this name has evolved into a person who is incredibly "faggish" and who would one day dream to have middle aged male celebrity Justin Timberlake sucking their cock. Please, to all whom this applies to, if you by happen to run into or/are friends with a max-vosper, invite them over for a sleepover and ejaculate into their mouths while they are sleeping. People might go as far to say that the "faggot Japanese" are more respected than people named max-vosper.
Boy 1-"Dude I swear I walked into the library yesterday and I saw max-vosper drinking a cup of his dog's semen."
Boy 2-" Oh well that explains why he was wacking off his dog the other day"
Boy 2-" Oh well that explains why he was wacking off his dog the other day"
max-vosper by Dick T.Rickle February 19, 2008
Voshenshleimer
n. (Vösh-?n-shlæ-îm-?r)
1. A large buslike vehicle used to transport damskis and meskis from the Blue Bues from one location to another. Also known as the truest rough rider that has ever rolled through Poland and Israel. (see DarBus is OurBus)
2. An old, old wooden ship that knows the meaning of life.
v. (Vösh-?n-shlæ-îm)
1. To get incredibly angry to the point where no other word could possibly describe your anger.
1. A large buslike vehicle used to transport damskis and meskis from the Blue Bues from one location to another. Also known as the truest rough rider that has ever rolled through Poland and Israel. (see DarBus is OurBus)
2. An old, old wooden ship that knows the meaning of life.
v. (Vösh-?n-shlæ-îm)
1. To get incredibly angry to the point where no other word could possibly describe your anger.
n.
1. "Mama Elf says we need to count off."
"Alright, I'll meet you in the back of Voshenshleimer right after I finish singing 'Shim Shimaree' "
"Great, just don't forget the rubix cube"
2. Sara: "What's that Voshenshleimer? You know the meaning of life?"
Voshenshleimer: "Yes, I want to see American boobs."
v.
1. All of Blue Bus: "VOSHENSHLEIM!! We have to leave Israel and go back to school and Edna has huge jugs! VOSHENSHLEIM!!"
1. "Mama Elf says we need to count off."
"Alright, I'll meet you in the back of Voshenshleimer right after I finish singing 'Shim Shimaree' "
"Great, just don't forget the rubix cube"
2. Sara: "What's that Voshenshleimer? You know the meaning of life?"
Voshenshleimer: "Yes, I want to see American boobs."
v.
1. All of Blue Bus: "VOSHENSHLEIM!! We have to leave Israel and go back to school and Edna has huge jugs! VOSHENSHLEIM!!"
Voshenshleimer by Chim Richolds June 11, 2006
Voser
Voser by Shannon Lowery May 13, 2019
vasher
vasher by Pandagirl132 October 6, 2020
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God tier child, has a huge magnum dong and pulls mad bitches. Is extremely talented in literally everything, make everyone else look dumb, and is literally just flat out goated, as sexy as can be he manages to pull the best looking girls and boys
Thomas voster by Tvo February 14, 2021
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