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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Volker is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
David: FUCK ME! ITS VOLKER LETS GO TALK TO HIM BC HES FUCKING INCREDICOOL.

Bray: I agree.

Volker: Hail me, bitches
Volker by nubpwnk September 23, 2009
Related Words
"I'll have a vodker and Coke to go, please."
Vodker by Badwig May 28, 2016

Vorberging 

Someone who drives around schools and parks in search of little kids to pleasure himself to.
Damn you see that dude he's vorberging around the park should we call the cops? Or beat his ass?
Vorberging by Ol watchmen June 30, 2015

Verkerk Moment

"Verkerk Moment" is a term used in North Europe to describe a setting in which a person stages or displays him or herself from the most beautiful angle with a most meaningful smile; placed in a wonderful color coordinated environment or in front of an outstanding historical landmark.
Have you seen Claudia's Verkerk Moment?

Let me take a picture! This is a Verkerk Moment!
We have a Verkerk Moment!
Verkerk Moment by Rubin Stein June 17, 2018
A sprawling group of dysfunctional mountain bikers prone to spending to much time on Vorb Web - a New Zealand mountain bike website.
There's 80 vorbers online right now and it's a sunny day - why aren't the lazy asses riding?
vorber by Tama October 7, 2003
"Damn he's skinny. Must be a volkert"
volkert by Anonymoushahhlll July 2, 2016