"Voot" is an exclamation, originally seen written in email or on Usenet (now in web-forums).

It means joy, pride, accomplishment, or, most often, sudden gain.
VOOT! I just got married!

VOOT -- check out this deal I found!

VOOT! I win!!

VOOT! I'm a total brain!
by OldUncleMe May 7, 2009
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A girl who is s hot she makes you jizz before you even get a boner...
Man that girl is such a VOOT!! I just creamed myself before i could get a boner.
by GingahNingah! October 30, 2010
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Something is cute that you can hardly contain yourself. Makes you feel like its so cute you could squeeze it until it's head pops off. Other reaction are grinding of the teeth.
OMG that kitten is so small and fluffy I just want to squeeze it forever...that give me voot!
by Leaha and Sara August 1, 2008
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Vaginal toot. A female friendly form of the word queef.
contessa voot'd during a passionate love making session. it was cute. it was a "voot"
by cunningCuNT July 9, 2010
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When a man farts from his penis.
Damn man ! Did you just voot?

OR
"Oh, i named my band the Voot Crew, cool huh?"
"no, not really dude."
by krak253 April 25, 2010
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Boots that are used only for the purpose of kicking a female in her vagina
I’m gonna kick Breanna with my voots if she gives it up to one more football player

My sister is hoeing around, it’s time to go cop the voots
by MegaFaggot and RoboBitch October 19, 2018
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