Voil Share definition Flag a non-sarcastic lump of lard that resembels a squirrel and is always lurking in the background. Watch out or they might get you! "At last nights party, Rob was being such a voil.""Stop voiling on me!" Voil by MMCcoolcrew July 9, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Voil mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch