voched 

the act of jizzing in your pants, especially when there is no real reason to.

"Man, I was totally about to do this girl last night, but i voched right before she took my pants off. fml"

voched by vocher99 September 12, 2009

vached 

Originally defined as to slurp a food or drink down quickly, but most commonly eggs. Deffinition has now evolved to mean to inhale, eat, or drink something in a rapid manner.

Last night was crazy I vached at least ten beer!

vached by DommyGoodVibes August 6, 2017