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This is the abbreviation for Very Loving Person.
It is a fake nice way of saying slut.

(Like in texting)
Jen: u r a goof!
Meagan: *gasp* u r a VLP!!!
Jen: *gasp*

Lillian: hey Bianca, what's up?
Bianca: Have u done the math?
Lillian: yup.
Bianca: nerd.
Lillian: you VLP!!!
Bianca: I'm not talking to u any more.
Lillian: JK!!!
Also see: Very Loving Person

VLP by IPutTheCuteInMessy April 23, 2010

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vlp

Via last post

“Hey did you see my post? “
“What post ?”
“Vlp go check”

vlp by ttowns March 26, 2021

Related Words

VLP • vlperlon • vlpschar • V.L.P.D.

VLP

VLP = Very Large Penis

Steve Grans got soaked to the boner for that photo shoot.

That’s some very serious VLP

VLP by Kyle Lambier May 24, 2023

vlpschar

Vlpschar is a fan page tiktok account that has 900 something followers and counting.

Lia: Hey did you know there’s a thing called fan pages?

Sarah: Yes! One of the Charli fan page her name on tiktok is: @vlpschar! Check it out!

*after seeing their page*

Lia: wow! I can see why you like her!

Sarah: yeah I know!
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vlpschar by @vlpschar March 21, 2021

vlperlon

She is one of the sweetest people I know, her and @ashleycouffaine are such great miraculous poster.

“Hey do you like vlperlon?” “Of course she and ashykins are so sweet”

vlperlon by viperionisthebesthero July 2, 2021

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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