villa scum
A colloquial term used to describe a rare human subspecies found only in the Midlands, whose chief characteristics are severe genital deformity, below-average IQ and a close physical resemblance to Jasper Carrott. The correct nomenclature for this mutant variant is Homo Birminghamcitius Wancus.
villa scum by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005
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