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view balls

The feeling you get when your viewing of a movie or tv show is abruptly cut off by faulty equipment, power outage, scratched dvd or act of God. Especially appropriate when viewing shadily acquired bootlegged or downloaded materials. The term is a reference to blue balls.
"I was watching that divx file of There Will Be Blood you downloaded and it crapped out halfway through. Now I have view balls, you tease."
by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008
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balls-eye view

A tendency to see the world in the most basic terms as consisting fundamentally of bodily functions and the fulfillment of appetites and desires. The term derives from the imagined perspective of testicles during the sex act and during the process of defecation.
He: Bob's a nice guy, but he's sometimes difficult to take because he is so cynical!
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....
by ring-tailed roarer May 19, 2010
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