victory sex

(n.) the sexual intercourse that you have after a truly great achievement

Guy: "I just got accepted to Harvard, baby!"
Girl: "Well why don't you go upstairs?"
Guy: "Huh?"
Girl: "I'm gonna rock your world with some epic victory sex!"

victory sex by Da Sperminator June 18, 2011

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Victory Sex

What President Barack Obama had with First Lady Michelle Obama on the night Osama bin Laden died.

"I did indeed have victory sex with my wife Michelle on the night of May 1st" - Barack Obama

Victory Sex by BlackTokyo May 25, 2011

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Victory Sex.

Sex after one's favorite sports team has won a championship or after getting a promotion or other favorable action.

After the Steelers won the Super Bowl, the wife and I had mad Victory Sex.

Victory Sex. by Victory Sex Man! June 16, 2010

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victorsexual

Pregnant orange jumpsuit mf with dummy thicc cheeks, a bowl cut, and likes to wipe his ass with ur face. Also super cool because he t poses

Victor: "I need to wipe my ass, can you put your face under there"
Gru: "Fuck no, you dumb bitch"
Victor: "I'm victorsexual, unless you wanna be victorphobic.."
Gru: "Oh shit, nevermind, I gotchu" *Puts face under Victor's ass
Victor: "That's right" *Victor shits in Gru's face*

victorsexual by victorsexual October 2, 2021

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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