Victor Wooten

Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.

The man has perfected his craft. His music IQ is unparalleled.

Victor Wooten by Ben Gardner April 23, 2005

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The most skilled bass player of all time. But it is debated over whether or not he is the greatest. The same way Jeff Buckley was a more skilled vocalist than Freddie Mercuary but Freddie Mercuary is considered the "greatest" for his creativity and iconic figure.

Victor Wooten is the Michael Jordan of bass guitar.

victor wooten by GavinBobJones November 4, 2006

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Victor Wooten

This man is God on bass. Just as much as Jimi Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughn are on guitar...but better.

People wise up.

Victor Wooten by beaver June 6, 2004

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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