Victimless Crime 

A crime committed by an individual or a group for financial gain in which no citizen gets physically harmed or killed, the only victimization from these crimes are a financial loss from a corporation, a bank, or a government entity, which are usually justified by those committing these crimes because of how much those entities screw citizens on an everyday basis.

Most victimless crimes are fraud schemes, however there are a few exceptions to this such as recreational narcotic possession, prostitution (as long as both parties are consenting adults), and shoplifting.

Victimless crimes are also way more attractive to a lot of criminals or everyday citizens that have a one time wild nerve to make some extra cash, as these crimes yield MANY less years in prison than crimes where someone gets hurt. Example of this is someone being a 3rd time check fraud offender getting sentenced to 2 years in prison, versus someone who is a 1st time offender committing an assault with a deadly weapon with intent to kill and getting 5 to 10 years.

Billy Ray: Hey Jimbo, you ever heard of credit card skimming? We can go place these over the card readers at the corner store and have cvvs for days!! It's a victimless crime, definitely will not result in a trip back to the state pen for the 3rd time!
Jimbob: hell yeah! Let's do it. Fraud is poppin!

Victimless Crime by SouthernWoodPecker May 15, 2022

victimless crime 

A word invented by common thieves and shoplifters in order to justify their actions.

Despite what you may believe, there is no such entity as victimless crime.

victimless crime by tranquility of karl October 16, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016