vict 

His mate's name is sjoske

vict = sjoske

vict by Sjoske May 9, 2017

VICT 

VICT
pronounced (vikt)

Noun

1.

A. A declaration assuring that one will NOT do something; a meaningless vow.

B. Something promised and never delivered. Exampe: Someone's words that really means NOTHING.

2.Indication of something favorable to NEVER happen; Example: A one in a million shot to win the lottery.

3. Indication of future let downs: a player of false promise.

4. Getting fucked by the same person over and over.

#1 "Ay Steve, Can I trust you to water my plants and walk my dog when I go on vacation?"

#2 " Yea, Yea."

#1 "You promise?"

#2 'I said yes, sheezz, I wouldn't VICT you buddy."

#1 Thanks

VICT by Murder526 June 24, 2009

con-vict 

Short for conservative victim. A conservative who believes the world is out to get them because they are conservative/religious/republican/white.

Hey! did you see all of those con-victs at the white pride parade today?

con-vict by Jolly69 January 20, 2021

Hopcat Victory

When you win at anything, but you didn’t deserve the win or you simply cheesed a win

Peter won the match of smash bro’s only because my recovery is trash.

Peter replies with “Now that’s what I call a hopcat victory

Hopcat Victory by Eduardo Serrano July 30, 2020

Potential Victim 

Often abbreviated to "PV".

Commonly used to refer to a girl with whom you are considering courtship/elopement/copulation/mating/etc. Typically used by people who are less than attractive to begin with; therefore their person-of-desire is considered "prey".

"Spot any PV's (potential victims) tonight at that house party?"

"I'm going to walk around the club and look for some PV's. I'll report back to you with the results."

Potential Victim by kngcn August 20, 2012

McCarthy’s Victory 

McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.

The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam

Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.

Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.

The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.

History was wrong.

Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.

To which I add:

Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?

Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?

Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:

“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term

Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,

McCarthy’s Victory by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 8, 2023

jackson victor 

A dude who can be Micheal Jackson's son but also a major poop bag garbage can at the same time. He can't take jokes and overreacts for everything. Overall the cancer of society.

Jackson Victor is a fat donkey.

jackson victor by TheOfficialKocho November 4, 2020