Off to see the Vicar

The act of meeting an older male lover for purposes of role-play, spanking and mutual masturbation.

'I'm off to see the vicar, he's such a darling.'

by Fishcat January 11, 2012

More tea Vicar

UK: Sometimes used at pub time in male company to acknowlege that somebody has let one rip.
It is said in a posh voice parodying behaviour in more gentile circles.

Jimmy raised his left buttock and let one rip that rattled the half empty glasses on the table, even before the smell of baking brownies had begun to disapate his mates chorused 'more tea vicar'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

v - v - v - vicar

a response to any phrase or word that can have a secondary meaning, usually sexual in nature.

Music Director to choir: It's important, while singing, that we all look at each other's parts.

V - V - V - VICAR.

by vicarsdaughter June 10, 2006

vicars bike

favourite choir boy. a very gay person

to be gayer than the vicars bike

by mr lobby March 11, 2009

tea with the vicar

When you bake a giant donut and slowly insert it into your anus in front of a crowd, prompting calls of "Jesus Christ" and "oh my god"

In other news, I baked a giant doughnut and had tea with the vicar.

*not euphemism

by Veiga February 24, 2022

Vicar Candy

A young boy with an ample amount of curly blonde hair.

"There was the funniest looking kid outside earlier... PRIME Vicar Candy"



"lol"

by Young Sween January 26, 2009

word with the vicar

It means you are having a poo.. taking a dump..

I'll be right back.. I'm just going to have a word with the vicar..

by Hitchmiester February 27, 2015