versanesia 

Forgetting the purpose of your action while conversing

Jessica suffers constantly from versanesia and returns to the dinner table with an empty cup.

versanesia by aeticrota October 9, 2008

versaelias 

Someone who has yet to grow a mustache.

Background:
A versaelias is a man whose manliness isn't properly defined physically. All anatomical structures are the same. However, a versaelias will lack things like a mustache or a beard. They will show no signs of growing them even when their peers have long started sporting facial hair.

Those supermodels look like in-born versaelias.
I sometimes wish I were versaelias so that shaving wouldn't be a concern.
"Having no facial hair is a versaelian thing, be more manly", said the Captain.

versaelias by Lancel0t January 8, 2015