Ahhh, good ol’ vernon. Just a town in the woods of northern New Jersey right off of the deepest exit of not well - known Route 23. Mostly known for the notorious Mountain Creek, where the most harassment charges and critical accidents happen to innocent city goers. But don’t be fooled, if you end up on the wrong block of the Condos and/or Highland Lakes whilst snitching for no bread, you might be run up on by the most brutal of East Lakeside Crips. Only the real gangstas be slangin brews, fuckin biddies and slapping up the homies with dank chops. If you drive a Civic you automatically get the G pass. The only way to slang the brews is to gun the fuck out of them or occasionally use the holy grail, the funnel. If skimp homies decide they wanna roll with the East Lakeside Crips, they might have to be pieced up or thrown in the lake. We only slide in the DMs when the biddies need to be on some reckless nonsense and they are flakkin heavy. Don’t keep your dog outside, for the Vernon PD will empty a 30 clip of hollowtips into its jugular. In conclusion, be careful mobbing around the trenches of Vernon NJ.

You might get overshot pallet jacked, Charlie Finnessed Walk Brown Booted,
Caught Flakkin just for the gram,
Neck snap reckless nonsense,
Or finesse walked outta town.

1: “Yo, we out to Vernon NJ to scoop some biddies?”
2: “I don’t know bro bro, shits been real hot on the blocc lately.”
1: “You’re right, shit really be hittin different”

Vernon NJ by Reckless Dank Crip August 10, 2019

Vernon, NJ

Vernon, NJ is a small town where the only attraction or place to go is mountain creek water park / ski resort. All of the locals work at mountain creek at minimum wage and most of the people are high school kids who never got a degree. The rest of the locals work at pizzarias, any diner that hasnt burned down or maybe the local bar. Half the people who graduate from vernon highschool are dead from overdosing on drugs, snowboarding accidents, or they have 3 to 4 kids by now. Anyone who grew up in Vernon knows its a trash town and if you stay there you will end up loser scum, which they mostly are. The plus side is theres a run down playboy club where the locals get drugs from and the police are always around. Besides going to the town over to highland lakes, to be a hick and fish and offroad at cherry ridge illegally. Most of the people in vernon own shitty cars or jeeps and do drugs at the "condos" aka "condo rats" where they all hang out to be alcoholics at kites, the local bar, or smoke and be ignorant.

Where are you from?
Oh, Im from Vernon, NJ
Oh wheres that?

Ever heard of Morristown?
Yes I know where that is!
Its no where near that in the woods.
Oh.

Vernon, NJ by Pdominate June 3, 2018

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026