Jack Vergis is like most beings named Jack, a warlord that can summon turtles. Anyone named Jack vergis is likely personally connected with god and can take on entire nations. No one can stop a Jack vergis.

By Allah, I fear anyone named Jack Vergis. Or I would die fighting for the good of Jack Vergis

Jack Vergis by Jonas Savimbi 02 October 14, 2020

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verghese

The word verghese is basically a father who is real sad about is son/daughter being gay

Hey, is it true that i heard that your father became a verghese after hearing your decision about being gay??

verghese by Buckser January 4, 2018

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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