People that live in or derive from Venezuela, a Communist country in South America thats ruled under Hugo Chavez, the biggest ignorant shit in the world.
Venezuelans also have the arrogance and pride of Argentineans, but are annoying ass loud mouths like Cubans. They also can't go two words without saying "Verga" or "Marico".
The worst type of Venezuelans, hands down are the Maracuchos, who before even opening there mouth have already said "Verga" twice and have made five comments about your mom in bed.
Venezuelans also have the arrogance and pride of Argentineans, but are annoying ass loud mouths like Cubans. They also can't go two words without saying "Verga" or "Marico".
The worst type of Venezuelans, hands down are the Maracuchos, who before even opening there mouth have already said "Verga" twice and have made five comments about your mom in bed.
Guy 1: Wow, that guy Jose is a real asshole, and he keeps calling me "Marico"
Guy 2: Yeah, he's probably one of those Venezuelans.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's probably one of those Venezuelans.
by Flux Pav424 April 24, 2011
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Juan: "All right, finally here. Hope this party is good."
Hiroshi: "Word."
(walk in)
Juan: "Shit, man. This looks pretty lame."
Hiroshi: "I know, right? Lots of Venezuelans in here."
Juan: "Sweet, I'm Venezuelan."
Hiroshi: "No, I'm talking about 2520s, you know what I'm saying?"
Juan: "Oh... Yeah, it's totally like a country club in here. Won't be long before a game of croquet or water polo breaks out. I FUCKING HATE WHITE PEOPLE!"
(music stops and everyone stares)
Hiroshi: "Damn dude, so much for subtlety. Let's blow this bitch."
Hiroshi: "Word."
(walk in)
Juan: "Shit, man. This looks pretty lame."
Hiroshi: "I know, right? Lots of Venezuelans in here."
Juan: "Sweet, I'm Venezuelan."
Hiroshi: "No, I'm talking about 2520s, you know what I'm saying?"
Juan: "Oh... Yeah, it's totally like a country club in here. Won't be long before a game of croquet or water polo breaks out. I FUCKING HATE WHITE PEOPLE!"
(music stops and everyone stares)
Hiroshi: "Damn dude, so much for subtlety. Let's blow this bitch."
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Venezuelan: we want democracy and a new government to regain our freedom.
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