vendtard Share definition Flag One who chronically presses the wrong buttons on vending machines, consistently ending up with the wrong snack. Caris is such a vendtard, he got a nasty granola bar when he tried to get a Twinkie! vendtard by JohnnieJohnson February 17, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the vendtard mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
