vending machine

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

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"Dude, did you see that flying vending machine the other day!?"
"Yeah, it had to be {Shizuo Heiwajima}!"

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i got a fist full of vending machines (I control the drug industry)

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A group of super attractive women or men. Individually they are usually referred to as a snack

"That bar last night was a straight up vending machine man" -Riley
"How so?" -AP
"It had all the snacks in there" -Riley

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a group of "snacks" in one setting

my friends and I were in the mall looking like a vending machine

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vending machine means a woman or prostitute. You give them money and they disperse just as a food vending machine would.

Hey that chicks a vending machine, i'd love to buy a packet of mucus

vending machine by koksta September 14, 2009

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Vending Machine

An alternate coded name for a cocaine dealer; generally one who sells larger than average volume.

Person A: "I'm going to get coke from the Vending Machine."

Person B: "That's Dope, man"

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