she’s the most prettiest person you’ll ever meet. she may seem like a person who only cares about herself but she is the most lovable sweetest person anyone can encounter. her lovely glasses are as cute as her. her pretty eyes and charming smile. she gives out sweets to people that are sweet. one day the people that got sweets from her will give her a whole box full of chocolates

person 1: yo did you see the new student
person 2: the one with the pretty glasses?
person 1: YEAH BRO HER. SHE’S THE MOST PRETTIEST GIRL I’VE EVER SEEN

person 2: NO WAY U JOKING? I KNOW RIGHT

both of them: SHE MUST BE A VELLYANA
person 3: guys i don’t think she’s a vellyana, she’s THE vellyana <3

Vellyana by eksaty<3 June 10, 2022

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

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Breadhead

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

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Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

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