vegetarian hotplate 

when you place saran wrap over your partner's face, and deficate on their face. The end result is that they get the sensation of hot scat on their face, without the mess!

Frank "How's the wife, Bob?"

Bob "Happy."

Frank "Why's that?"

Bob "gave her a good old-fashioned vegetarian hotplate!"

vegetarian hotplate by lemonpartynars! October 13, 2007

vegetarian hot plate 

when a person puts saran wrap around another persons face and takes a shit the part that covers the mouth the they fuck it through un til they get in the mouth.

last night big bubba gave adam the vegetarian hot plate, he will be spitting out shit for weeks.

vegetarian hot plate by josh herbert March 5, 2008