vegam joh 

A state of mind that only can be obtained through intense meditation and procrastonation. Stems from Hindu beliefs relating to the power and purity of "the joh", a dingo like dog found in the hills and mountains of India. Great elation and happiness stems from obtaining this state.

awh man, that was totally vegam joh at Bentfest last night.

vegam joh by m1xr August 20, 2011

Johnny Vegas Syndrome 

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.

He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".

Johnny Vegas Syndrome by onken015 April 19, 2013