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varioformic 

A queer identity term for when you want to physically alter your body in a non-standard or incomplete way (in relation to gender/expression).

This term is mostly used by transgender people with transition goals considered to be abnormal by the larger community; however it can also be used by cisgender folk who peruse sex change treatments while still identifying as the gender they were assigned as they fit the definition of physically altering one's body in a non-standard way.

It is incredibly broad and can mean anything from a transgender person opting nit to have bottom surgery because they like their existing anatomy, to a cisgender woman getting phalloplasty, to complete removal of all genitalia, to the addition of more genitalia or secondary sex characteristics.
Person 1: "I'm a varioformic trans woman!"

Person 2: "Awesome!!! What are your goals if you don't mind me asking?"
Person 1: "I'd like to get top surgery in order to have a third breast and a mix of male & female genitalia by getting phallus preserving vaginoplasty!"

Person 2: "Oh cool!"
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012