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A digital adaptation of fanzines, while still maintaining a D I.Y. ethos integral to independent press. No longer limited to photocopied pages in limited press runs, readers no longer have to search record stores, anarchist collectives, independent bookstores, or direct mailings for the next issue of their favorite publishers. Vanzines now expand on the original concept but with the addition of video, and immediate access to the once-hidden web of independent press.
Me: The other day I was reminiscing about the early days of the Internet, before influencers clogged up my socials with fairytale lifestyles. When life was ugly but reality. When a stay-at-home mom could write a daily Blog and we religiously followed them and loved their diaries. But then it all changed with easy-to-use software and those Blogs became Vlogs and led to Influencers. Kids recorded themselves playing videogames and cashed in. Elementary school children wanted to be YouTube stars when they grew up. A person sold their style for big business or the next pyramid scheme. Every photo was manipulated, challenges gone viral, and followers were no longer friends. Pranks pulled on innocent people. Clowning people was fun. Every horrible human behavior or embarrassing moment got you added to a compilation reaching a million-plus views. There was good that came out of it too, and those should also be mentioned....
Friend: You should write a blog about it, ha ha ha.
Me: Though I hate how it sounds, I've coined my new project a Vanzine and I've got decades of ideas and hope to make some money along the way.
Friend: Maybe you'll become a vanzfluencer!
Me: Stop.
vanzine by TTCooper December 22, 2024
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It is a name combined from iVAN Dorschner and fretZIE Bercede. Both entered in a reality TV show called "Pinoy Big Brother" in the Philippines. They look so good and perfect for each other that in their first week inside the house, a lot of fans saw their chemistry and thought that they might be the next KIMERALD.
VanZie proof:

Kim Chiu is from Cebu; Fretzie is from Cebu
Gerald Anderson is half American, half Filipino; Ivan is half American, half Filipino.
VanZie by vanziefan April 19, 2010
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Derived from the latin Valentine, used to announce a person as "Being Whipped" also known as losing your friends for the person that has you vantined.
Man that guy is such soooo Vantined

Keisha Vantine'd Alex so bad, can't get him away from her.

Daayumm she brought out the leash, alex is so vantine.
Vantine by TheDictionary123 February 8, 2010
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026