Vanilla Wafer 

The act of ejaculating into a white or yellow napkin and forcing a friend or lover to eat it.

I gave Katie my Vanilla Wafer and she loved it!

Vanilla Wafer by Brendan Buss February 8, 2009

Vanilla wafer 

Someone who is not kinky/prefers regular sex.

"My friend Swag doesn't have any kinks, he's a vanilla wafer."

Vanilla wafer by sumauds April 9, 2021

Vanilla wafer chaser 

1. Any female who only dates white guys, but is not white themselves.

1. Guy 1: Have you seen Lashawndra? She’s went home with Jake, Sam, Brad, and Brett in the same week but won’t give Jerome the light of day
Guy 2: Didn’t you know? She’s a vanilla wafer chaser man, good luck trying to date her if you’re not white.

Vanilla wafer chaser by Lookatdatime January 19, 2018

vanilla wafers 

a game played by three or more penised individuals. the individuals gather in a circle, placing a cookie in the center of the circle. at the count of three, all players masturbate violently, the purpose being to ejaculate on the cookie. the last player/player that fails to ejaculate on the cookie must eat the cookie whole.

"yo my niggas, let's play some motherfuckin vanilla wafers in this bitch!"

vanilla wafers by yssupnalyd September 3, 2011

vanillawafer 

1. I white person who has demonstrated an understanding of the African-American experience and who can be trusted by people of color.

2. A genuinely non-racist person of white-European descent.

He’s ok; he’s a vanillawafer: golden brown and too sweet to be a cracker.

She’s got my back; she ain’t really white, she’s a vanillawafer.

vanillawafer by VegaBrother February 3, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019