Vanguard High School is a school in Northwestern Ocala/Marion County, Florida. It is by far the most ghetto school in Ocala. The day usually starts out with a random shooting across the street, and as the day progresses, multiple drug deals occur. Vanguard has a marvelous IB program, which is full of many protected rich kids, who stray themselves from the rest of the population and pack their lunch like typical nerds. Vanguard's nickname is "The Finest High School In The Land". It is notorious for it's obese staff and administration who like to pummel themselves into the personal lives of their students. Vanguard has an amazing football team, which is it's only backbone to being a real school.
Demetriquanda: Ayeeee girl, you know I go to Vanguard High School right? Well b****, there was this fight da otha day, and GIRL, they toe ha a** the f*** up! I mean DAAAAAAAAAAMN.
This place is hell and sometimes the overweight Spanish teacher gets on the student (s) nerves. It is known as the most ghetto school in Ocala, fl and it has a diverse community of students ranging from the Ib kids that separate themselves from the general population, and what the teachers call the rest of the students: the traditional ones. A typical school day goes like this: You get to school and immediately go into ALICE protocol cause there was a shooting in the VERY near ghetto neighborhood, then as the day goes by, drugs are passed here and there, a student has a seizure every 3-5th period and the dope boys vape in the bathrooms.
Briantiyana: Oh hell naw!!! I ainโt gunna stay here!!! These bitches smell like fish and chips and old takis. I mothafuckin hate Vanguard High School! BYE BITCHES!!,
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!