van gogh

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.

Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"

by oaul March 19, 2007

van gogh

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

by ZAk March 24, 2005

Van Gogh

The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end

I van goghed your mum
I’m gonna van gogh you
He van goghed me yesterday

by Women Moment November 12, 2020

Van Gogh

To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach

One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty

verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"

I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome

by Bitches1 April 17, 2009

Van Gogh

Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.

See also Monet and Picasso

'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'

e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau

by Fresher November 25, 2005

Van Gogh

v.; to cut off one's own ear.

That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.

by The ineffible deity, God July 06, 2005

Van Goghing

Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.

Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.

by Solo bz January 20, 2014