vampire salsa 

heavy, thick flow during your period

My uterus feels terrible when I make vampire salsa every month.

vampire salsa by redbatgrrl December 29, 2010

Vampire’s egg salad 

To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.

Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.

Vampire’s egg salad by Lilboknerr October 29, 2017