vampire's teabag 

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

vampire's teabag by John R. December 4, 2003

vampire's tea bag 

a used tampon

what you got a face like a smacked arse for? rag week is it? got ya vampire's tea bag in have ya?!

vampire's tea bag by ben curry September 24, 2003

Vampires teabag 

A used tampon that if recycled would make a great refreshing brew for a vampire.

So imagine my surpise when i pulled my knob out there was a pungent 'Vampires Teabag' hung on the end like a mordid yoyo!

Vampires teabag by Valetudo March 26, 2004

Vampires teabag

A used female tampon

I took this chick home from the club , but she was packing a vampires teabag , so no chance of me getting laid....

Vampires teabag by The nude posty May 4, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019