Typical Welsh Valley Steroid user. Usually from deep in the valleys, can be seen trotting around wearing army "commando" style trousers. Red faced and built like a house, and posessing as much intelligence as one. Can be seen down heavy lifting gyms most days and nights, benchpressing 500+ kilo's. Usually hang around in groups and love students / generally English people to come into their Newport shithole club so they can fuck them up.
Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.
Generally, another great reason why to Nuke the valleys now their 1 main purpose has gone, supplying cheap labour to the English.
by prof.reg.fritter. October 04, 2007
Valley person from places like pont, abercuntingnowhere, uppercomebucket etc. usually seen driving cavaliers or novas
by Anonymous April 07, 2003
Youths from the South Wales valleys out in local towns local for female company. Often seen with a toothbrush in the top pocket.
by Maddog May 22, 2004
Andy: bro im blownnnnnnnn eggy boy get here nowwwwwwwww
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate
Johnson: mate your an absolute valley commando mate
by JohnDoe2010101 September 05, 2019
From the South Wales Valleys (UK) where men go out for a night out on the town with the intention of picking up a lady in order to stay the night. This is usually accompanied by a toothbrush in their shirt's chest pocket.
sim. Paratrooping
sim. Paratrooping
by Welshy_NZ October 16, 2013