Valdosta

A small Redneck community in South GA

Valdosta is south of Macon, GA

by Katie_M October 18, 2008

Valdosta

(n) A very boring, town in the South. Usually a hotspot for racist and inbred redneck idiots. Usually the tall-tale signs of being in a Valdosta include: Confederate flags, spray painted KKK graffiti signs, and no civilization necessities.

Gonzo: Hey guys! Let's play with some lasertag!

Sandman: Dude, we're in Valdosta.

by UkPat February 28, 2011

Valdosta, GA

a growing city located in lowndes county georgia. home of the lowndes county high school viking and valdosta high wildcats and Valdosta state university blazers. most of the town is made up of airmen because of moody air force base

hey guys, are y'all going to the winnersville classic, its in valdosta, ga?

by dirtylilhippie March 29, 2011

Valdosta, Georgia

Football Capital of the Nation. Home of the Valdosta State Blazers, the Valdosta Wildcats, and the Lowndes Vikings. Total badass town, but absolutely nothing to do. Valdostians make their own fun. Has beautiful girls and the friendliest people. A small town feel in a growing city.

I'm from Valdosta, Georgia, A.K.A. Titletown or Valvegas.

by vtownchick July 2, 2009

Valdosta State University

The Division II UGA of South Georgia. The team mascot is a blazer although you will find more UGA and UF apparel across campus. It may also be referred to as the UGA of South Georgia considering the lack of any universities. The campus is composed of 3 types of people: The Rich & Dumb from the Atlanta area, Hicks from surrounding counties, and then the people born and raised in Valdosta. No matter how large the school grows it will never reach a large popularity due it being in a high school football community... the football team plays in a high school football stadium even though they have some DII National Championships.

Bill: "You going to the game this Saturday?"
Bob: "Maybe,who the Valdosta State University Blazers playing?"
Bill: "North Alabama, should be a good game"
Bob: "Sounds like it, what time?"
Bill: "1pm"
Bob: "Dang, can't make it. The UGA game is on at that time"

Fred: "Dude, you gonna hook up with that girl?"
Mike: "Man a 1/3 of the girls here have STD's, no thanks."

by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

Valdosta handshake

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.

Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.

by Dependable Don March 9, 2023

valdosta, georgia

1. A city where there's not much to do, not much to see, and not much reason to live here. There are basically no good jobs, plenty of illegal mexicans, and well beyond your fill of steriotypical black gangbangers. And apparently the only requirement to get a license to drive, is learning how to parallel park. Valdosta is home to the Blazers, the Wild Adventures theme park, the Moody Air Force Base, a Golden Corral, lots of stray animals, many all-black neighborhoods, dollar-stores with barred doors and windows, people that can't drive worth shit, routine car wrecks, crooked cops that enjoy beating people senseless, and yours truly. All the big city experience, but in a smaller, more redneck package. Stop on by!

Guy: Hey, did you hear about the car wreck in valdosta, georgia?

JNJ: Which one?

Guy: The one where nobody died.

JNJ: Nobody died!? There IS a God!

Guy: YEEHAH! Now I'm gonna go have sex with my 12 year old cousin/sister/daughter/uncle Joe!

JNJ: Tell the cops that I said "hey", as they bash your skull in.

Guy: Will do!

by JusticeNJudgement February 28, 2011