val-tap

the most epic kind of blow job position. the female sucks the male from upside down with her legs wrapped around his neck. basically a tricked out 69 position for blow jobs. (depending on strength of male, can be done either laying down or standing up)
Example 1 noun:

Oakley: "Dude, we did the val-tap yesterday!"
Josh: "Sweet, I've always wanted to do that with my girl."

Example 2 verb:

Janie and Harold val-tapped all night, standing up. Harold's neck hurt in the morning.
by juicepopftw July 27, 2009
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