val kilmer 

only man alive who looks/looked good with a pontail, epitimy of cool and suave.

val kilmer was hilarious in kiss kiss bang bang

val kilmer by roacho666 July 16, 2007

Val Kilmer 

Noun. A very talented actor who could have reprised his role for Batman and Robin. Recently appearing in Alexander. He is the epitome of the cool guy.
See: badass, fox, talent

Val Kilmer is the best actor to grace this planet.

Val Kilmer by Gabriel C. September 2, 2005

Val Kilmer 

Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.

"dammit Val, IT WAS A MOVIE!!!"

Val Kilmer by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

val kilmer 

The act of going poop

I had to Val Kilmer but the stalls were taken.

val kilmer by GiGi32093 April 10, 2008

Val Kilmer 

When you write a screenplay so good it blinds your eyes for a second.

This guy wrote a screenplay so good, it's a Val Kilmer.

Val Kilmer by Kmanisles May 21, 2025

Val Kilmers

Term for pills of valium

After a fucked up bender, just pop a couple of Val Kilmers before bed, and you'll wake up fit as a fiddle

Val Kilmers by Roth Vantage November 24, 2016