Vajaydar
Vajaydar by Neville Nevish April 2, 2009
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vajaydar
pronounced: vuh-jay-dar
noun;
an ability possesed by both man and woman, but having completely different uses for each
masculine tense: an evolutionary survival ability that notifies any man of a clean vaginal area prior to oral or physical inspection. similar to a shark's ability to "smell" blood in the water, vajaydar enable men to steer clear of odorous hair pie.
feminine tense is open to interpretation but as best as man can determine, the female vajaydar is a woman's inherent ability to sense or determine when trangressions have conspired. much to the chagrin of the male species, attempts to circumvent or evade the female vajaydar have widely remained unsuccessful.
noun;
an ability possesed by both man and woman, but having completely different uses for each
masculine tense: an evolutionary survival ability that notifies any man of a clean vaginal area prior to oral or physical inspection. similar to a shark's ability to "smell" blood in the water, vajaydar enable men to steer clear of odorous hair pie.
feminine tense is open to interpretation but as best as man can determine, the female vajaydar is a woman's inherent ability to sense or determine when trangressions have conspired. much to the chagrin of the male species, attempts to circumvent or evade the female vajaydar have widely remained unsuccessful.
(masculine)
"Hey dude.. what happened last night?"
"Man! I was about to go down on this girl when my vajaydar went off, so I told the bitch to go take a bath if she wanted me anywere near that thing."
(feminine)
"I think my boyfriend told everyone about my stanky cat. My vajaydar has been going off when any of his friends look my way"
"Hey dude.. what happened last night?"
"Man! I was about to go down on this girl when my vajaydar went off, so I told the bitch to go take a bath if she wanted me anywere near that thing."
(feminine)
"I think my boyfriend told everyone about my stanky cat. My vajaydar has been going off when any of his friends look my way"
vajaydar by theshinypenquin June 10, 2008
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable