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vajapples 

A vagina that has become swollen and red due to excessive love-making, resembling an apple.
"Wow, you look tired today."
"Yeah, I was up late giving Veronica vajapples."
"Sweet!"
vajapples by AS Cannon February 18, 2008
Related Words

vajavelin 

Combination of the words vagina and javelin. It refers to the piercing in that area.
Velma vacated the vicinity because her velvet vagina was victimized by Veronica's vajavelin... because they were scissoring.
vajavelin by Luci Fugous October 1, 2010
A certain particular James that is very skilled at female felatio...😎
Damn....
That Vajames sure can eat some pussy....
Vajames by D4RKL16H7 June 27, 2018
A condition caused by handling jalapeño's, completely forgetting, and then touching your own vagina.
OMG I forgot I made salsa earlier and now I have vajapeño
vajapeño by MyLifesWork January 10, 2019

Valapecia 

A woman either with an aversion for hair on her vaginal area or who is medically unable to grow pubic hair.
Dave: "Did you see Jenny at the beach the other day? I think I saw flies eyes."
Jake: "No way, she's had acute valapecia since childhood."
Dave: "Awesome!"
Valapecia by Im_Sancho November 12, 2007

vajazer burn 

The bumpy irritated skin surrounding your vagina the day after you shave with a razor.
My razor is dull and now I have vajazer burn.
vajazer burn by boarding bonanza February 13, 2015