When a woman feels so turned off her vagina contracts, shrivels, and dries out a bit, the opposite of what it does when she is turned on. Usually occurs in response to something a man says or does and is the opposite of the effect he wants to have (adjust as needed for non-heteronormative uses).
"When he asked me to Netflix and chill for the second date, I felt a complete vagiprune."
"I had a case of vagiprune when he sent me a dick pic before we'd even met!"
"I had a case of vagiprune when he sent me a dick pic before we'd even met!"
by The Divine Miss B December 12, 2017
Get the vagiprunemug.