vagiprune 

When a woman feels so turned off her vagina contracts, shrivels, and dries out a bit, the opposite of what it does when she is turned on. Usually occurs in response to something a man says or does and is the opposite of the effect he wants to have (adjust as needed for non-heteronormative uses).

"When he asked me to Netflix and chill for the second date, I felt a complete vagiprune."
"I had a case of vagiprune when he sent me a dick pic before we'd even met!"

vagiprune by The Divine Miss B December 12, 2017

Vagiphone 

An ancient musical instrument (perhaps the first), where the player buzzes near or on the vagina. Different pitches are created by altering the embouchure. It was replaced, for tonal reasons, with horns of animals and eventually brass. Although this instrument is no longer accepted as a legitimate musical instrument, studies have shown it is increasing in popularity in cults and tribes of primitive peoples around the world. Curiously, practicing the instrument can bring pleasure to the instrument causing a unique interaction between player and instrument.

The tone of the vagiphone is different from a trumpet or trombone but pitches, scales and tunes can be created to be enjoyed by all involved.

Vagiphone by Dr. Stephen V. Smith May 15, 2010