vag tight 

When something is even better than balls tight.

Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!

vag tight by brrutled July 2, 2011

tight vag 

a term used for a feminine guy, often times thought to be gay. Basically means the an has no penis and likes it up the ass.

dude, zack u have a tight vag!!!

tight vag by dudejkjkmanlol August 11, 2006

Absence makes the vag grow tighter 

The well known affect of a vagina tightening through lack of use

Daniella complained "we won't see each other for a week!"
Tom reassured "don't worry my sweet, for absence makes the vag grow tighter"

Absence makes the vag grow tighter by Woland31337 March 19, 2017

Vagtight 

A guy who is so uptight it's like his penis crawled into his body and became a tight vagina. This person is generally a fun-ruiner and obsessive rule follower and gets off on making others' lives miserable for no good reason.

I can't believe that bouncer last night. Did you see his matching bow-tie and vest? He asked me to leave because I was wearing a hat. Stupid vagtight.

Vagtight by Lovehailstorm October 6, 2011