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Vagtight 

A guy who is so uptight it's like his penis crawled into his body and became a tight vagina. This person is generally a fun-ruiner and obsessive rule follower and gets off on making others' lives miserable for no good reason.
I can't believe that bouncer last night. Did you see his matching bow-tie and vest? He asked me to leave because I was wearing a hat. Stupid vagtight.
Vagtight by Lovehailstorm October 6, 2011
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vag tight 

When something is even better than balls tight.
Guy 1: Dude, I had sex with an even hotter chick the next night.
Guy 2: Vag tight!
vag tight by brrutled July 2, 2011
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Vagatightus 

When a woman is a virgin, or her vagina is very tight.
Most lesbians have vagatightus, unlike porn stars or older women.

Vagsight 

When you catch a glimpse of vag when a girl has bent over in a skirt. Variations unclude: vag-sight, vag sight, vagsight, or vag in sight.
"I got vagsight when she bent over- and she wasnt wearing underwear!"
"There's lots of vagsight at ________"
Vagsight by aiwagroove April 3, 2009
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