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Man: Hey when is the train coming? Girl: 3:50 Man: Thank you. Girl: uw (as in not in real life its an example people in texting)
by tntrent April 08, 2019
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The University of Washington aka the best college on the planet. Home of the Huskies . Future bosses of Wazzu grads. If you see someone sportin purple and gold they're probably smarter, sexier, and better than you.
"That Wazzu grad is baggin that UW grad's groceries. Haha, loser."
by Ben Davis March 10, 2005
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The reason for the ugliness at UW is that 90-95% of the students come from countries where personal hygiene does not exist.
Pat: Hey Ted, take a look at that guy, he hasn't brushed his teeth in ages.
Ted: That is correct Pat, he is one of the 90-95% of ugly UW students.
by Nelly Swanson January 31, 2005
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In irc chat, uw means "you are welcome"
n00b: excuse me, i need the new version of h4x0r s0ftw4r3 ... where can i download it?
n00b: k thx! nice website!
h4x0r: np, uw
by kbs_ March 05, 2008
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1. Nickname; University of Washington, Seattle.

2. Bunch of punk bitches. Bag cougars' groceries at numerous Quality Food Centers. Also engage in janitorial work at Fred Meyer.
Despite earning a number 1 seed in to the NCAA tournament, the UW basketball team biffed it hard and was destroyed in the third round.

UW grads clean them floors good!

WSU 28, UW 25.
by Butch T. Cougar June 07, 2005
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The University in Waterloo, Ontario which is home to the largest population of the most ugly students to ever walk the earth.
Recent studies have shown that 90-95% of the students at UW are ugly as sin.
1. Today class we learn about ugliness. We will take a field trip to UW.

2. The students at Western laugh at the ugly-ass students at UW.
by Mike Hawke January 06, 2005
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