A huge paedophile who enjoys gently touching children younger than 8 years old. He will often be seen prowling in Valorant lobbies and lurking in your private VCs. They are usually loud and extremely white and consumes very unseasoned chicken.
Person 1: Oh shit it's an uufy he's gonna touchus up
Person 2: Ya mate ya we must disperse the area
Uufy: Come back! I just want to see your little gems ;)
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.