ur dog a frog

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The absolute fucking pinnacle of insults not only will they just be utterly demolished, this will cause the Mariana Trench to rupture and the Yellowstone Volcano to erupt. Then when all is said and done, the fucking moon will collide with the earth on the exact spot of the person who has been insulted.

Tim: Dude, fuck you.
Joe: Ur dog a frog.
Tim: What...?
Joe: *engulfed in flames*
*Yellowstone begins erupting as the world slowing falls into pieces from the Mariana Trench rupturing*
*The moon collides with the earth on the exact spot of Tim*

ur dog a frog by Mother__Goose May 18, 2018

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ur dog a frog

the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone

"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."

ur dog a frog by ZanMax May 25, 2018

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Ur Dog a Frog

This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?

little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*

Ur Dog a Frog by Yung lamp shade June 6, 2018

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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