Upside down cheesecake 

When a lonesome make lies on the floor with his body and legs resting up the wall (upside down) and then masturbates to completion aiming his secretion at his face.

Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride

Mum sent me to bed without pudding, couldn't bring myself to wank into a sock again, upside down cheesecake solved both problems. Still not sure how I feel about the taste of my cum.

Upside down cheesecake by Lemony Giblett June 28, 2019

upside down cheesecake 

when the female is upside down on a step-stool inside a walk-in freezer, you punch her six times in the ovaries. This prompts quite the amount of blood, infertile eggs, and urine to be released. The male then puts his face into the upside down vagina and squeezes and sucks out the juices, thus becoming a mixture to revered.

The store GM insisted on performing the upside down cheesecake to all new female employees. He is a monster

upside down cheesecake by JewHammer June 1, 2009

upside down cheesecake 

when a naked woman does a handstand while you get on a ladder and the guy (or girl) has diarrahea on her and then jizzes so it looks like a upside down cheescake.

upside down cheesecake

upside down cheesecake by Craigsmells April 17, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008