uptard

verb- the act of making something worse in an inept attempt to make it better, usually by adding unnecessary, useless, and/or ridiculous elements

Jim's $500 Honda station wagon was uptarded when he added the whale-tail spoiler.

uptard by ChinkJew May 15, 2005

fail upwards 

To repeatedly get fired but consistently find a new job that are better than the one you just lost.

"She's never had a job for more than two years without geting canned and now she's a VP. I've never seen anyone fail upwards better than she does."

fail upwards by Eggsocket July 9, 2009

upward buffalo

A variation on the yoga pose, downward dog, especially handy after unexpected indulgences.

After eating an entire triple-later carrot cake by herself, she laid down on the floor, taking the stomach-up pose called upward buffalo.

upward buffalo by Dr Bunnygirl November 15, 2019

upward failure 

An individual who's rising career path is the result of repeated rejection and transfer from their current position as a means of ridding a group of their undesirable presence. An alternate means of expulsion from a group as opposed to termination.

After the process has been repeated in rapid succession, these individuals are mistakenly viewed by unknowing superiors as exceptional rising stars, and thus soon and often rise to the highest ranks of management.

The downward spiral, failure or non-performance of many modern corporations is the result of the cadre of upward failures who now ocupy the positions of CEO, CFO, and COO.

upward failure by WORDLE August 7, 2011

upwardly mobile

Any person who is in the process of moving above their current social or economic status (i.e. from lower to middle class).

A hustler that constantly seeks to improve their social or economic standing

He's going to college and works full time. Hes the kind of upwardly mobile man that will go far in life.

upwardly mobile by apledger June 21, 2009

Upfart 

When someone farts and it smells so bad it makes everyone want to get up and walk away.

Scott: Damnit did someone upfart?
Rick: Wasn't me (runs away)
Jon: Holy S*** (dies)
Sandy: (Sleeping, and is suddenly woke up by horrible smell)

Derek: (smiling)

Upfart by Schultzy235 July 3, 2009

upwards tuck 

When a male gets a boner and he needs to hide it he tucks his penis under his waistband to make it less obvious. It works better with a belt.

In class you get a boner and you need to preform the upwards tuck.

upwards tuck by XxXFortnitelegendonepumpXxX September 8, 2018