Unkept Vagina

A secret sect of hippie women with robust bush. Their vulvular values are their own. No one can force them to maintain their vaginal manes.

She refused to trim her bush and we thought she should go dwell with the band of unkept vaginas.

by Nym September 12, 2016

Unkept Beaver

Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.

Man, she had such an unkept beaver that I got friction burns on my little soldier!

by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.

Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.

by Etak_soda September 24, 2011

unkempt

Fucked up; Messed up; Not precise; Messy

"Yo your hair is unkempt as fuck"
"Fuck up, I haven't brushed it, I just woke up"

by satansson666 June 27, 2014

Unkempt

Messy, untidy etc..

Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..

by Halfords lower May 10, 2018

unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia

Morbid and irrational fear of the number 175,920,801.

Unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia. The one fear nobody dares talk about.

by Fearman November 22, 2007

Unception

Derived from the movie Inception.

Similar to how inception is placing an idea into someone's head while asleep. Unception is completely removing an idea from someone's head while asleep.

Billy woke up and couldn't remember how to speak English, he must have been Unception-ed

Tom didn't want to take his math test so he when into his teacher's dream and took away his ability to do math in a fine display of Unception.

Leonardo DiCaprio's job would have been a lot easier if he had decided to do Unception instead of inception.

by TheJbros11 January 2, 2011