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Unkept Beaver 

Opposite of a Well Kept Beaver, a vagina in a poor state of up keep, usually meaning long pubic hair and general uncleanliness.
Man, she had such an unkept beaver that I got friction burns on my little soldier!
Unkept Beaver by CaptSkubba February 5, 2009

Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.
Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.
Unkept lawn by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
"Yo your hair is unkempt as fuck"
"Fuck up, I haven't brushed it, I just woke up"
unkempt by satansson666 June 27, 2014
Honey, if we're going out somewhere nice and romantic then to have sex afterwards, I'd appreciate it if you could shave or at least give it a bit of a trim as it's getting a tad unkempt down there..
Unkempt by Halfords lower May 10, 2018

unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia 

Morbid and irrational fear of the number 175,920,801.
Unseptpentanovodiniloctonilunophobia. The one fear nobody dares talk about.
Derived from the movie Inception.

Similar to how inception is placing an idea into someone's head while asleep. Unception is completely removing an idea from someone's head while asleep.
Billy woke up and couldn't remember how to speak English, he must have been Unception-ed

Tom didn't want to take his math test so he when into his teacher's dream and took away his ability to do math in a fine display of Unception.

Leonardo DiCaprio's job would have been a lot easier if he had decided to do Unception instead of inception.
Unception by TheJbros11 January 2, 2011