university of miami

The most ass kicking university in the country where the hotter it gets the better. Home of the Miami Hurricanes where all great NFL stars come from. The only football team Tim Tebow fears!

Tim Tebow: Yo im scared of next weeks game.

Other Florida deuche: Why?

Tim Tebow: Were playing the University of Miami Hurricanes

Javarris James: Damn right bitch!

by tyler fucking wisby April 11, 2008

University of Miami

The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.

"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"

by KK October 22, 2004

University of Miami

The University that everyone will envy you for. Smart kids who like to have fun. Great academics, athletics, weather, and banger parties. It’s referred to as The U because it is the king of all universities. Walk to south beach after class and run into a couple celebs. Pretty sure everyone who goes to that school is some sort of supermodel.

Jen- I’m flying out this weekend to visit my friend at The University of Miami

Kathleen- Tell the kardashian’s I said hello.

by rjmobb February 26, 2019

University of Miami

Quite possibly the world's most ass-kickingest university. Beautiful women, gorgeous campus, elite-level academics, and better sports teams than any other college. Ever. Anywhere. If god came fown from heaven to create an American university, it would be UM.

Brenda: So, like, um, I'm going to Harvard next year.

Sasha: Have fun freezing year ass off with New England WASPS. I'll be chillin' at the University of Miami.

by erockinit July 09, 2005

University of Miami

The college you wish you went to, the college you wish you could fit in with, the college where the students don't freeze thier asses off because they are at the beach. The college that takes partying to a whole new level of its own. Where the weather is hot and the people even hotter; what could be better than the University of MIAMI??

Guy1: damn i hooked up with this fine ass girl last night from university of miami

Guy2: no way man...those girls are hot!

Guy1: i know, i love me some miami girls!

by Alex/Jess November 16, 2006

University of Miami

Quite simply the best university in the history of the universe. We are The U. We dominate in sports, academics and of course, looks. Oh and we are "The #1 Party School" according to Playboy. Sure, you can talk shit, but we're making ranks while we party hard...51st in the nation? Numbers don't lie. What more can you ask for in a school? GO HURRICANES!

FSU Seminole: "Wait, you go to the University of Miami?"
UM Cane: "Yeahhhh bitch, I go to the #1 Party School..."
FSU Seminole: "FML...I need to transfer or die."

by PlayboyU April 25, 2009

University of Miami

A drughouse or meeting place for druggies and convicts. Underwent suspension after the drughouse was raided

What do you call a drug ring at the University of Miami? A huddle

by Bill May 02, 2004